Here’s today’s list and a few “off-list” items –
- baby food – For the cat, as you know if you read this blog. (Here’s a note to self – when talking to a woman who is also shopping for her finicky cat, DON’T tell her that “Baby food is like cat crystal meth – my old guy loves it!”)
- Jarlsberg dip – Which I have to ask the deli lady to split into a smaller container because I’M SINGLE AND CAN’T EAT IT ALL MYSELF. BTW, Jarlsberg dip IS crystal meth in a tasty form.
- cat food
- baking soda
Not on the list, but critical to purchase –
- puffy top lemon cookies – Really, that’s what they’re called. I suspect it’s a correlation between the cookie and what occurs over the waistline of women of a certain age.
- olive bar olives – See note re: Jarlsberg dip and illicit drugs.
See how fun it would be if you submitted YOUR grocery list and I could analyze it and do commentary?