Too Bad TP & Paper Towels Aren’t Edible

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I held out as long as I could before going to the grocery store. The list was long and I knew I’d be spending some bucks. But $146? I was out of almost all paper products and other useless non-food or drink items. It struck me when I got home and unloaded that it’s a shame toilet paper and paper towels aren’t edible. If they make these things biodegradable, why not make them tasty? You could make a wrap with a couple of sheets of Bounty and deli goodies. TP could be used in baklava instead of those skinny layers of pastry dough.

One Square Per

That reminds me of something Sheryl Crow said on Oprah (or maybe it was Madonna since it sounds like her). Sheryl said that there was no reason anyone should use more than ONE square of toilet paper at a time. Seriously. Who could make that up? That’s about the time I stopped watching Oprah (that and the Dr. Phil phase).

Here’s what else I bought:

  • cat food – of course, HRH was tired of the selection in the 24-pack so I had to mix it up
  • asparagus- (which I douse w/ some olive oil, salt and pepper and put under the broiler. Try it w/ some grated Parm when it comes out.)
  • coho salmon – I know the farm-raised stuff is cheaper, but this is so much better for an extra $2/lb.
  • white and red wine – It’s tax season, need I say more?
  • afore-mentioned paper goods + foil
  • yogurt – Again, I have to wonder about that fruit on the bottom thing??
  • pastrami – not the good kind. This is some store-brand formed product w/ pastrami essence. Hey, it was on sale.
  • olives – I may devote a whole post to olives soon. I have avoided the olive bar lately because they’re pricey. I probably could live on olives, cheese and wine. LOVE!
  • mayo – realized mine was dated 11/15/11.
  • chocolate – bought Scharffen Berger because I’m going to make a foofy chocolate dessert for friends next weekend. If you bake w/ chocolate, you NEED this. Forget that brand that starts w/ “g.” Trust me, I may not cook much, but I make some mean desserts.
  • more stuff I can’t remember – but not meal-worthy fare

Hey, weigh in on that TP thing. One square??

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One response »

  1. OK Nance. The comments on t.p. and one sheet. Gross and puzzling coming from a star who doesn’t have to skimp on such things. lol.

    My list today: celery, cucumbers, avocados, bananas, baby carrots, frozen Amy’s light fare Taco something meal, 2 quarts skim milk – store brand, gluten free granola, Annie’s Bunnie O’s Cereal – wheat free; doesn’t say gluten free but didn’t list any gluten items so I chanced it; Liberte Greek Yogurt Coconut flavor – 2 little containers for a lot of $, 2 little containers of Stoneyfield Fat free Chocolate yogurt.

    I buy my cat food from Agway. I have 4 cats and they all eat something different. Crazy, I know. I honestly think a couple have allergies to certain ingredients in certain brands due to sneezing & running eyes, etc. that occur.

    AND I just placed an online order for GF goodies that I can’t find around here (they’re coming from Katz in NY – excellent stuff).

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